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  • merry belated christmas, yo.warning, vulgar descriptions of my life below (not appropriate for kids that you wish to protect).i had a dream last night that i exchanged my vagina for a penis, a really small penis. in the …

  • i'm finally out of the cage! i think it was the day before yesterday that i dreamt i was holding a neon green fluffy baby alligator. it had a purple bow i think, and it was the cutest thing ever. it had its head in betw…

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTNESS! damn jackie, you're getting OLD! i felt so dizzy this morning that i couldn't get out of bed. that is not normal. ok it's time to get down to business, seriously. i can't skip anymore classes…

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