merry belated christmas, yo.

warning, vulgar descriptions of my life below (not appropriate for kids that you wish to protect).

i had a dream last night that i exchanged my vagina for a penis, a really small penis. in the dream, i remember everyone talking about their private parts and circumcision (i think). i don't remember why but i think we were playing a game. oh, if you have to know, i was with theatre rice folks (yes jade and linda, that means you guys). when everyone was laughing and joking, i started to regret why i went through with the "surgery" - then i proceeded to try and get an erection, secretly of course, and i couldn't.

what the fuck?!